A tipster passed along this email exchange from a recent little league dispute that is just a wonderful example of how stupid and petty and irrational children can be. These kids, especially whichever little tyke wrote the scathing reply, have got some real 50-cent words in their back pockets, too.
Child A was upset that his team, the Mudhens, had to forfeit a game when it was discovered they ran afoul of a rule that required all players to play at least two innings in the infield during a game. After consulting the rulebook, he determined this was an unfair decision and sent an email demanding action. He then received a reply from Child B, who called him, among other things, a sociopath.