c/o gawker folk.

I think the rent should be settled now. In fact, why not just replace all forms of commerce with spanking as a means of currency. Fill up your tank at gas station? Attendent gives you a spanking. Cart full of groceries at Giant Eagle? That's a spanking. 

http://gawker.com/5985940/landlord-whipped-tenants-bare-buttocks-with-belt-over-late-rent-check