Thank god someone from Florida did something supremely stupid yesterday! I was begining to worry that we were going to maybe go 24 hours without another white trash worthy crime occuring in the Sunshine State. Turns out, we didn't. This guy pulled a manatee out of the water, hugged it, then let his kids ride it. Oh, yeah--- HE PUT THE PICTURES ON FACEBOOK!
Now would be a good time to point out that this is the second such crime of manatee manipulation in Florida in the last 5 months. In October, a drunk woman was arrested for surfing on top of one. I'm not kidding. You can looke it up. For now, enjoy FLORIDA MAN!s latest gaffe.