This dude is priceless. He's really emblematic of what America is made of, a little bit hero, a little bit jackass, a little bit high, but most of all- he ain't gonna let no crazy bastard hurt nobody. America. With guys like this, we will never lose our status as the crazy hitchiker capital of the world.

Here is the mug shot of the Jett Simmons McBride, the racist man who thought he was Jesus.