c/o uproxx
He so doesn't know how to do it. All you have to do is say "Happy Birthday!" and Frosty comes alive. You don't have to fondle his snow balls. Do you think he smoked a carrot after?
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/mans-boner-freezes-from-drunken-sex-with-a-snowman/
