So you want to win this record-breaking Powerball jackpot tonight? Here are 15 things that are more likely to happen... Including dying from a vending machine fall. Click for the story.

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Looking for the perfect gift for your honey? How about a sex toy that's an exact replica of your privates? Click for the story.

A missing sex toy caused two girlfriends to fight with an ironing board. Click for the story.

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Twitter is taking over live TV... Click for the story.

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Someone actually named their kid "Hashtag"

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We had Michael McKenry on the show a couple of weeks ago and he's a great guy! But why is he pimping water? Watch below.