Condoms have officially lost all confidence in themselves as a product that you care enough about to buy in a store. They're giving them away, putting them in vending machines next to the Funyuns and now they're willing to deliver them to us? How long before a Condom Company pays us to wear Condoms?
"...The SOS Condoms app, developed with Buzzman, lets you request a delivery, confirm your location, and choose your product from the selected range. It will then be handed over to you in a discreet way that suits your situation and you can pay cash on delivery."
Handed over in a discreet way? Yeah, better be really discreet in front of a girl you are about to bang. Would'nt want her to catch you being a responsible adult. No, pretend to argue with a Jehovah's Witness that showed up at your door at 2 am.
Three things about the commercial.
1. Delivering single condoms seems like a horrible business model. How the hell are you going to make money selling one condom at a time? I feel like a bathroom attendant came up with this idea.
2. Its really creepy to have people in disguise approach you with condoms. It's not an FBI operation. Why is it so covert? Again, YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with this person! If you think secretly getting condoms delivered to you by a stranger in costume isn't creepy, YOU ARE A CREEP!
3. According to Durex's studies, 3 out of 4 couples have sex in public. Only one guy is actually in a house. According to Durex, people that are about to have sex in public are also interested in having protected sex. They should give condoms to bums to use as currency to passersby and people that are having sex in the woods. I honestly think that would work better.
I will go to my grave not knowing why Al Roker thought he could go on national television and say that he shit his pants in the white house and no one would make fun of him for it.
Listen to the Trailer! Sounds like a great Valentine's Day movie.
Big thanks to Ali Trachta, Terry Clark and all the good people at Pittsburgh City Paper. Its a huge honor to be on the Cover this week and a privilege to have such a nice story written about me.
Mike Travers is a local comic and a really good friend of mine. He just got his I Love You Pittsburgh song picked up by KDKA!
Check these out. They will air daily.
I had a blast performing with Greg Warren this weekend at the Cincinnati Funnybone... which is actually in Newport Kentucky. Greg is an excellent comedian and a great guy. I highly recommend going to see his live act if you get the chance!
We really tore up the town this weekend!!!
WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO!
Cops tell D. Springs woman to take down the "offensive" Christmas lights.
Hey wait, that's not a turtle dove.
A woman in Louisiana got a visit from the cops after nearby residents were offended by her somewhat unorthodox Christmas lights display. Homeowner Sarah Henderson intentionally fashioned the lights on her roof (photo, above) to look like a human hand "flipping the bird" because she hates her neighbors.
click the pic for the full story.