Condoms have officially lost all confidence in themselves as a product that you care enough about to buy in a store. They're giving them away, putting them in vending machines next to the Funyuns and now they're willing to deliver them to us? How long before a Condom Company pays us to wear Condoms?
"...The SOS Condoms app, developed with Buzzman, lets you request a delivery, confirm your location, and choose your product from the selected range. It will then be handed over to you in a discreet way that suits your situation and you can pay cash on delivery."
Handed over in a discreet way? Yeah, better be really discreet in front of a girl you are about to bang. Would'nt want her to catch you being a responsible adult. No, pretend to argue with a Jehovah's Witness that showed up at your door at 2 am.
Three things about the commercial.
1. Delivering single condoms seems like a horrible business model. How the hell are you going to make money selling one condom at a time? I feel like a bathroom attendant came up with this idea.
2. Its really creepy to have people in disguise approach you with condoms. It's not an FBI operation. Why is it so covert? Again, YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with this person! If you think secretly getting condoms delivered to you by a stranger in costume isn't creepy, YOU ARE A CREEP!
3. According to Durex's studies, 3 out of 4 couples have sex in public. Only one guy is actually in a house. According to Durex, people that are about to have sex in public are also interested in having protected sex. They should give condoms to bums to use as currency to passersby and people that are having sex in the woods. I honestly think that would work better.