This story out of Philadelphia is insane! In 2010, Philadelphia Weatherman John Bolaris was reportedly roofied and scammed out of $43,000 by two female Latvian escorts as part of a Miami-based crime ring organized by the Russian mob. Unfortunately for him that is where the story stops being cool. He pooped his pants.

I wonder if there was a crop-dust storm before the mudslide devastated his leg.

"Ladies, I am having a wonderful evening, but I just want to let you know there is an Underpants Flood Warning in my kakhis starting right now."