Here's a tip, when you are trying to hide the fact that you used to be a porn star from the 70s, try not to have a mustach like you were a porn star from the 70s. 

His porn name was Gus Thomas. Kind of a boring porn name. Gus Thomas? Really? Sounds like a College Football announcer.

It would be much cooler if his name was Harry Richard or Rod Goesinya. I just made those up, but you get my point. 

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