Here is our interview with Pittsburgh Donna. She puts cigarettes out on her tongue and enjoys tequilla slushies. This person exists. 

The tailgate party started at 5 pm. At 5:15 pm, I shotgunned a Coors Light pounder with a woman self named Pittsburgh Donna. She had on shape-ups, a full cheerleader outfit, a cowboy hat and a leather Steelers jacket that said PITTSBURGH DONNA on the back! This lady helped me cross about 10 things off my Steeler fan bucket list. She did a cartwheel right after we chugged a full beer. And then we did a chest bump. I think I have bruised ribs too.