MISSED CONNECTION: Cleveland. I saw you week five as you walked up and down the opposing sideline. You were holding a clipboard and wearing a Buffao Bills golf shirt. You glanced at me after the game, said that even though we won, our team was horrible and disappeared-like a ghost. Your honesty was refreshing. And correct. We only won 1 more game the rest of the season. I wanted to look deep into your eyes-so we could enter each others lives (for no longer than 2 years). Meet me outside the factory of sadness (our stadium) and let's make some terrible decisions - together! I'll be the desperate guy wearing orange and brown.
P.S. I think we should end this relationship.
-- Hey, I am Mike Pettine! I saw your post on Craigslist. I have seen several of your posts over the last few years and they always make me giggle. You know I live on Lake Erie too?! I would love to hook-up because let's face it, moving from the Buffalo Bills to the Cleveland Browns is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. I hope its cool if I still wear my Bills stuff. I'm in.
P.S. I think we should go QB the first 3 rounds of the draft.